Guitaric Syndrome; A mysterious disease breaks out in KMB

Aboy, was calmed down after the outburst of the musical tantrum last night


Sunday, October 15th, Banting - The citizens of MCB were spooked by the incident of the plaguing Guitaric Syndrome, which has claimed two brain deaths to two KMBians as reported by the Hostel Administration of KMB last night.

"This disease creates a monotonous musical impacts to the sufferer. They will be playing the same melody over and over again like no other music genres exist in this world" said Mr. Salleh, the warden of block C last night.

Jalak, the acute sufferer, has been playing a tedious melody endlessly up to three hours during supper time last night before being rejuvenated by the abracadabra spell read by the handsome barber last night.

"I was like being under a sub-conscious and half-paralyzed body condition as I wont be able to control my body movements, especially my right hand, which keeps on strumming the guitar strings with the same music over a long stint", claimed Jalak who experienced the Guitaric Syndrome, which sums up a total of 6 people who have been infected by the disease.

The disease is less likely to be warded off as the handsomest guy in KMB namely Aboy also showed a positive symptoms of having the same disease. He has been playing the Jason Mraz's song entitled 'I'm Yours' continuously, whilst creating anger in the hearts of KMB citizens. The consequences were enormous, soon as he failed to entertain the settlers of C125.

Right after the lousy performance he had in the barber's room last night, he was shooed out by the barber coworkers with his both legs tightly tied by the cute chinese first-aider.

Side story -As an addition, the barber's pet which is a BEAR namely teddy seems to like that cute first-aider after experiencing lifting the lady up during their first meeting.

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