
Quoting an outstanding philosopher (name is undisclosed) famous quotation
"45 is the maximum, 45 is what i want"
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin,
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of.......... ..
Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were:
Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin,
Dixafix,
And, of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp.. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of
'COCKTAILS',
'HIGHBALLS'
and
just a good old-fashioned 'STIFF DRINK'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
'MOUNT & DO'
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin,
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of.......... ..
Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were:
Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin,
Dixafix,
And, of course,
Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp.. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of
'COCKTAILS',
'HIGHBALLS'
and
just a good old-fashioned 'STIFF DRINK'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
'MOUNT & DO'
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