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Pharmacologists did this! Warning -KMBians never ever have a gut on doing so or you'll get ur head anguished!

Picture above shows a group of KMBians who willing to pursue in pharmacology instead of taking medicine. They are way out swerved away from their aims of getting 45! haha!!!

Quoting an outstanding philosopher (name is undisclosed) famous quotation
"45 is the maximum, 45 is what i want"

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin,
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of.......... ..
Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were:
Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin,
Dixafix,
And, of course,
Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp.. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of

'COCKTAILS',
'HIGHBALLS'
and
just a good old-fashioned 'STIFF DRINK'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
'MOUNT & DO'
Scribbled by Manusia Tick Tock 6:16 AM

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