Adakah Kita Termasuk Orang Yang Bertaqwa

Rasulullah saw. Bersabda yang bermaksud:
“Tidak sampai seseorang hamba keperingkat golongan orang-orang bertaqwa, sehinggalah ia tidak melakukan perkara-perkara yang dilarang dan sentiasa berhati-hati daripada melakukan perkara-perkara yang menimbulkan keraguan (perkara-perkara Syubhat)”.
Riwayat at-Tarmizi

1. Untuk mencapai ketahap taqwa seseorang itu hendaklah meninggalkan perkara-perkara yang meragukan.
2. Umat Islam diingatkan supaya berhati-hati dalam melakukan sesuatu perkara lebih-lebih lagi berkaitan dengan sesuatu yang haram.
3. Seseorang itu belum lagi dikira bertaqwa, selagi masih melakukan perkara-perkara yang syubhat, kecuali apabila ia meninggalkan perkara-perkara yang haram dan syubhat tersebut, serta beramal dengan melakukan apa yang disuruh dan meninggalkan apa yang dilarang.

Manusia Yang Dikasihi Dan Dibenci Oleh Nabi Saw

Kategori : AKIDAH Akhlak
Tajuk :
Manusia Yang Dikasihi Dan Dibenci Oleh Nabi Saw
Hadith :
Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda, bermaksud:
“Sesungguhnya orang-orang yang paling aku kasihi di kalangan kamu dan orang yang paling dekat tempat duduknya denganku dihari kiamat ialah orang yang paling baik akhlaknya. Sesungguhnya orang yang paling aku benci dan paling jauh dariku pada hari kiamat ialah orang yang banyak bercakap perkara sia-sia, dan berlagak angkuh, sombong malah ia merasa bangga dengan kesombongannya.” Para sahabat bertanya lagi, “wahai Rasulullah, sesungguhnya kami telah mengetahui maksud perkataan orang-orang yang suka bercakap banyak yang sia-sia, dan yang berlagak angkuh dan sombong, tetapi apakah maksud orang yang bangga dengan kesombongannya? Jawab Rasulullah “ialah orang yang takbur.”
Riwayat at-Tarmizi

1. Orang yang berakhlak mulia adalah orang yang paling dikasihi oleh Rasulullah dan diberi tempat yang paling dekat dengan baginda di hari kiamat nanti.
2. Bercakap-cakap kosong atau perkara-perkara yang sia-sia dan membuat fitnah adalah perbuatan yang dilarang oleh agama kerana ia tidak mendatang apa-apa kebaikan bahkan bakal mengundang azab di hari akhirat kelak.
3. Islam juga melarang umatnya bersifat membangga diri dan memandang rendah serta menghina orang lain tetapi hendaklah bersifat tawaduk dan rendah diri demi menjaga hati dan perasaan orang lain

Membanyakkan istighfar

Kategori : AKIDAH Akhlak
Tajuk :
Membanyakkan istighfar
Hadith :
Rasulullah s.a.w telah bersabda yang maksudnya:”Demi Allah, kalau kamu tidak berdosa, Allah akan menjadikan satu umat lain yang melakukan dosa, lantas mereka beristighfar kepada Allah lalu diampuni dosa mereka.”

1. Sudah menjadi lumrah bahawa manusia itu tidak boleh lepas daripada kesalahan dan dosa. Hal ini disebabkan adanya sifat lupa, lalai, mengikut hawa nafsu, godaan syaitan dan sebagainya.
2. Sesungguhnya dosa sebenarnya bukanlah perkara yang pelik dan mengaibkan tetapi yang aibnya ialah apabila seseorang itu kekal dalam dosa tanpa rasa ingin kembali bertaubat serta memohon ampun daripada Allah SWT.
3. Oleh itu beristighfar amatlah dituntut dalam Islam kerana ia boleh menghapuskan dosa perbuatan yang dilakukan. Tetapi sayang, kita sukar sekali mengamalkan istighfar ini padahal ia sungguh ringkas dan mudah sehingga akhirnya bertambah-tambahlah dosa yang dilakukan dari sehari ke sehari lantaran kelalaian dan tabiat suka bertangguh.
4. Istighfar juga bukan setakat jalan untuk memohon ampun daripada Allah S.W.T tetapi ia juga sebagai suatu sinar cahaya yang menerangi wajah seseorang.

The 'Scenic' M07L

Oh my! Oh my! Sorry for not mentioning your names guys!

A heartfelt apology I would like to address to those 'unsung' heroes in this blog.

Seriously, it doesn't mean that I'm forgetting you guys, but yous names are truly difficult to be enunciated!

Few examples are shown below;

Case 1 - Mohd. Farid Nazmi
- In this case, I used to sound out 'Payed', instead of calling his real name. Trying to convert it into words later, gave me a grisly experience since there are too many possibilities of spelling it in 'with-a-twist' manner, like Pie-it, Pay-yea, Par-eat, and thousands other monikers; if I were to list em down. (its not going to happen though, as it is time consuming, exhausting, and worthless, hahaha!!)

Case 2 - Iqbal.....
- See! I don't even memorize his real and full name. Might be he is so timid in class, as he sits altogether with the 'backbench-fellas' (group consisting of Payed, the senior assistant and Haka, leader for sure!); and rarely shown up to be assertive in class. So shy erk???hahaha..
Be a men dude(like me), no shy2!! Shame on me then!!hahaha. Anyway Iqbal is getting hotter, sexier, and more piquant day by day!

*Backbench-fellas is an undercover group that runs their own private agenda. Gossiping on the world issue is their main activity daily.

Actually I'm writing this down because of the blurry mind of mine has propelled me to be a lil' bit physiologically unwell, and merapu as much as I could. All were due to the disastrous exam I had particularly in Math paper 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s- I was gainsaid by the prettiest lady in our class to score full points of 42 in this semester exam and will be rewarded nasi lemak treats for a whole week! I feel like tweaking that 'sassy-girly' then, till she gets her index finger amputated, and no longer pointing out such a super-duper lousy deal; +P

"42 points in sem 3 exam = 7 exceptional nasi lemak treats"

Hahahaha!!! LOL

Nice example of evolution, but BACKWARDS!

Take off the pants and clothes, u'll get.. Tarzan in the flesh.

News flash!! Jalak's true nature miraculously escape during our class CAS. It was a warm morning, with cozy atmosphere when the abrupt Jalak brandishes the spear-like contraption and started to make a menace. He lunged and attacked our dearest M07L comrades with dire tenacity. With this we offer condolences to the daring Farhan and Razi for this picture. Though both of you did not survive to tell the story, your picture shall be the token of great discovery. Had Jalak been brainwashed by Aliens? Is there a haunting of ghosts that posses him? Is there a needle poking his bottom? Only time will tell. -jester-

Hah!!! Claims of being gender-biased???

As issued by Nasreen Van Der Woodsen last saturday,

"This blog is being gender-unbalanced as more says and talks surfaced to be too much boyish than girlish!", moaned her during the short news conference with NST press, as reported by Afro Far-hunter.

Picture stuffed herein shows Nasreen losing her temper to a naive bloke, where his hand is raised up high before being deadly plucked out! Gulp!

Nasreen who is also the head of WMBTE (women-must-be-treated-equally) mob , who ganged up with Princess Dianah had caused massive destruction to the KMB as they rampantly destroyed all the M07L belongings, on the same time causing their themselves under overweight-loss state.

"Wow, I feel rather lighter now, just like a peacock feather!! No need to go for slimming 3-pronged-course (eat,exercise, and excrete!)" said Dian in a police interrogation before she got wafted away by wind emitted by the Hakha dancer.

In the other hand, this caused indirect stigma to Aisyah Kelantey, in which she yelled " Wey, Mu Diye, dok seh mu get slimmer, makey banyok2, 3 packs 0f Nasi Lemak would be nice!", in which she expressed it with a distinctive Kelantanese stress like what our beloved Biology teacher normally does in class.

This problem resolved later by the high-rise Razi, as he managed to keep Nasreen mouth shut 24/7. Fakhri the 'bonzer', and Dathanial Archibald 'the bald-er' also satisfied with Razi's quick actions of creating serenity in the KMB.

-Router, no longer Reuters

Guitaric Syndrome; A mysterious disease breaks out in KMB

Aboy, was calmed down after the outburst of the musical tantrum last night

Sunday, October 15th, Banting - The citizens of MCB were spooked by the incident of the plaguing Guitaric Syndrome, which has claimed two brain deaths to two KMBians as reported by the Hostel Administration of KMB last night.

"This disease creates a monotonous musical impacts to the sufferer. They will be playing the same melody over and over again like no other music genres exist in this world" said Mr. Salleh, the warden of block C last night.

Jalak, the acute sufferer, has been playing a tedious melody endlessly up to three hours during supper time last night before being rejuvenated by the abracadabra spell read by the handsome barber last night.

"I was like being under a sub-conscious and half-paralyzed body condition as I wont be able to control my body movements, especially my right hand, which keeps on strumming the guitar strings with the same music over a long stint", claimed Jalak who experienced the Guitaric Syndrome, which sums up a total of 6 people who have been infected by the disease.

The disease is less likely to be warded off as the handsomest guy in KMB namely Aboy also showed a positive symptoms of having the same disease. He has been playing the Jason Mraz's song entitled 'I'm Yours' continuously, whilst creating anger in the hearts of KMB citizens. The consequences were enormous, soon as he failed to entertain the settlers of C125.

Right after the lousy performance he had in the barber's room last night, he was shooed out by the barber coworkers with his both legs tightly tied by the cute chinese first-aider.

Side story -As an addition, the barber's pet which is a BEAR namely teddy seems to like that cute first-aider after experiencing lifting the lady up during their first meeting.

Hey guys! Here are some tips on how to avoid dating a carnivorous geek!!!

Ever have some odd or freak (qaiyyim to name one) people ask you out? Never know what to say? Here's some great excuses you can use...

I'd love to, but...

1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 The President said he might drop in.
5 The man on television told me to say tuned.
6 I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 It's my parakeet's bowling night.
9 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10 I'm building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12 I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 There's a disturbance in the Force.
14 I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16 I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
19 I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20 My crayons all melted together.
21 I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I'm in training to be a household pest.
23 I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24 My patent is pending.
25 I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I'm sandblasting my oven.
27 I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28 I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29 I'm being deported.
30 The grunion are running.
31 I'll be looking for a parking space.
32 My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33 The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
34 I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I have to fluff my shower cap.
36 I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 My plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
42 It's too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44 My subconscious says no.
45 I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 The last time I went, I never came back.
48 I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50 None of my socks match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I'm having all my plants neutered.
53 People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
55 I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
56 I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57 My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I'm touring China with a wok band.
59 My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
60 I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61 My mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
63 I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
64 I'm too old/young for that stuff.
65 I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
66 I have too much guilt.
67 There are important world issues that need worrying about.
68 I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69 I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song coming on.
72 I'm trying to be less popular.
73 My bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
76 I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 You know how we psychos are.
78 My favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I'm going to be old someday.
81 I've been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I'm observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my crops.
84 My uncle escaped again.
85 I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87 I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 Having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 My palm reader advised against it.
95 My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name].
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I'm trying to cut down.
101 ... well, maybe.

Pharmacologists did this! Warning -KMBians never ever have a gut on doing so or you'll get ur head anguished!

Picture above shows a group of KMBians who willing to pursue in pharmacology instead of taking medicine. They are way out swerved away from their aims of getting 45! haha!!!

Quoting an outstanding philosopher (name is undisclosed) famous quotation
"45 is the maximum, 45 is what i want"

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin,
and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name
of.......... ..
Also considered were:
And, of course,

Pfizer Corp.. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of

just a good old-fashioned 'STIFF DRINK'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: